October 2003 Down Home Link Farming Hey y'all! Back on my daddy's farm, we used to farm links. Problem was, they smelled bad. So bad that we just called them link farts. Occasionally we'd exchange links with our friends, which was okay since we all had the same type of stuff growing on our farms. But some of them boys got carried away, exchanging their links with just about anybody. And some people just sent anonymous-looking notes saying they'd exchange their client's links for some of yours, but you had to put out first. Muh Daddy usually didn't answer the door when those types came knockin' - but the ones who kept on knocking on all of our doors usually didn't come back after Daddy gave them a stern talkin' to "out back", if you know what I mean. Being a link farter didn't make you popular in the long run, although it was better than having spam farts. So don't farm links, even if you think you're fooling everyone by saying you are "cultivating links". Snif' Snif' - still smelly! And besides, even if it is legal in most parts, you never know what some of those desperate folks will do with the link you give them, 'specially if later they move out of their house. If'n you don't correctly unnerstand this here article, you make real nice and read more about link farming techiques. Then come back and think about what you learnt, and read these precious words agin. As my Daddy used to say, "Better farm somethin' that normal people can want... they'll keep coming back to you for more!" Search Engines Optimizations Links Help and Tutorials Web Promotion Links     News Search Engine Submitting and Positioning   Internet Marketing Services Search Engine Newsletters   Free Submitting Services   Meta Tags Tutorials